Did you hear that Oxygen and Potassium went on a date?
It went OK.
A magician was driving down the road, and then suddenly he turned into a driveway.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
Why did the jellybean go to school?
He wanted to be a smartie.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe idiot, breathe!
And the following video, which my grandpa showed me, made me giggle quite a lot!